I have a fifth grader who kisses me everyday after class.
The first time, I had told her I liked her grasshopper eraser while I was
walking around checking their work. I mean, this is the coolest eraser I’ve
ever seen; it’s a life-size fucking grasshopper. I said 我喜欢这个, and after class she told me to have
it. I refused but she insisted, and now I have this cool-ass eraser. Anyway,
then she asked, ‘wo keyi wen yi xia ma?’ Me thinking it was the 问问题的问, so I was like sure! I love
questions. But no, she meant 亲吻的吻 and kissed
my cheek, saying ‘I love you’ in English. I asked my local teacher friends if
this was normal and they just shrugged. Now she doesn’t even ask: she waits
for all the other kids to file out while trying to make small talk, and then
kisses me before I even have the chance to say ‘I’m fine thanks.’ It’s bizarre
and probably sweet, but when your whole relationship revolves around kisses and
I love yous, it feels pretty cheap, you know?
NO! that is so FUCKING awesome and adorable. should i not cuss on this?
ReplyDeleteI say fuck at least once every time I write.
Deletebranch out to her, converse with her
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